First Trailer for CRYSTAL FAIRY Starring Michael Cera; FREE BIRDS Featuring the Voices of Owen Wilson, Woody Harrelson, and Amy Poehler; THE SPECTACULAR NOW Starring Miles Teller and Shailene Woodley

First Trailer for CRYSTAL FAIRY Starring Michael Cera

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First Trailer for FREE BIRDS Featuring the Voices of Owen Wilson, Woody Harrelson, and Amy Poehler

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First Trailer and Poster for THE SPECTACULAR NOW Starring Miles Teller and Shailene Woodley

 

The Spectacular Now has that 500 Days of Summer Charm; Ryan Gosling is a handsome devil; Museum Hours doesn’t look like a dusty relic; Burn: One Year on the Front Lines of the Battle to Save Detroit; Blackfish: the real reason to free willy; Thrillseekers: Indosheen the big budget fx channel film that you watch for free even though it sucks but never pay a dime to see; Get Married: the Indonesian film that listens to mom’s advice; 7 international cast and character posters for Man of Tai Chi; Planes: They fly with speed and altitude; Elijah Wood is the Maniac in the mirror

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How to construct a Lego Movie; Kick Ass 2 Cast Sheet; Runner Runner Cast Sheet; Go For Sisters: John Sayles shows how far he would go for his friends; El Llanero Solitario: 3 Longer Ranger posters with a Spanish accent; Short film posters for Lure and East Edson

 

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First Full Length Trailer for ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES Features Racial Humor, Journey, Baxter, Dolphins and Brick’s Awkward Lady Friend; Teaser Trailer and Poster for THE LEGO MOVIE Featuring the Voices of Chris Pratt, Will Ferrell, Liam Neeson, and Morgan Freeman; Trailer and Poster for I GIVE IT A YEAR Starring Rose Byrne, Rafe Spall, Simon Baker, and Anna Faris

New Trailer for ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES Features Racial Humor, Journey, Baxter, Dolphins and Brick’s Awkward Lady Friend

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Teaser Trailer and Poster for THE LEGO MOVIE Featuring the Voices of Chris Pratt, Will Ferrell, Liam Neeson, and Morgan Freeman

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Trailer for I GIVE IT A YEAR Starring Rose Byrne, Rafe Spall, Simon Baker, and Anna Faris

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Pain and Gain: The Rock and Wahlberg making it and taking it; Fruitvale Station: Taking it to the edge; Frozen’s blue crystal sheet; Frankenstein’s Army has that monster mash vibe; Breaking Up At A Wedding: who gets to lick the icing off that bride and groom cake topper?; Anchorman 2: Ron Burgundy has a nose and mustache for the news; Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters Clarisse daughter of Ares sheet; Getting Back to Abnormal: Especially if you are highly abnormal

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This Is The End: Rapturing the Christians Now and Jewish Canadians Later

this_is_the_endIn This Is The End, the second Rapture comedy of the season (the middling Rapture Palooza, which also stars Craig Robinson,  was first) only four of the left behind make it to heaven– the rest are stuck in the hell on earth known as James Franco’s house.  The Christian right can rest assured that when the Rapture comes the left behind Hollywood not sucked into hell holes will bicker, disbelieve and scream and act like little girls when the demons start coming.   The fact that heaven can wait mainly means that heaven ain’t funny enough.  Too add an extra semblance of reality to the anti-religious festivities every one plays themselves: Seth Rogen the common dude and stoner goofus, James Franco the stoner philosopher and man of arts, Craig Robinson the stoner black hipster, Jay Baruchel the non-stoner anxiety pot, Jonah Hill the stoner new age pacifier and Danny McBride the stoner scabrous cretin.  If it looks sketchy and slightly improvised that’s because it is– this is the Apocalypse dude!  All hell is suppose to break loose– and most of it is wickedly and obscenely funny.   Michael Cera playing his meta self– a coked up and sex crazed addict who does blow is blown and blows blow on every face that strays by and Emma Watson, carrying an ax and defending herself from the very thought of manly violation, are the standouts who don’t get to stay in Franco’s place after the party is over.  This Is the End gets a B+.

First Trailer for Frozen Finds a Little Ice Age Scrat

First Trailer for Frozen Finds a Little Ice Age Scrat

Cubicle Warriors: Low nerds battle high finance; Last I Heard: Waiting for the world to move again after 20 years; Mandela: Trouble Maker sheet; Natan: Every man becomes a blue man if they hold their breath too long; The Smurfs 2 international sheet featuring galactic dandruff; Plus lovely sheets for short films Out of Order and Coming of Ages

 

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Man of Steel: Welcome to the Planet

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In Man of Steel Superman gets the Christopher Nolan Dark Knight treatment and his soul, moral compass and optimistic good heart live to see another sunshine day defending truth, justice and the American way.   The script by David S. Goyer and Christopher Nolan  defines the battle as between Kal-El/Clark Kent Superman the good God-like immortal protector of humanity  (Jesus parallels are liberally sprinkled in the back story that is delivered in flashbacks during action set-pieces and moments of moral crisis) and General Zod the Nietzsche-like Superman, misanthrope and destroying avenger.  Superman must battle-test and earn his joy, optimism and benevolent moral compass, proving himself worthy of the Codex (the gene map of all the people of Krypton) imbedded in his every cell.   Lois Lane has a Pulitzer and the smarts that makes her more the Man of Steel’s sidekick (Robin to continue the Dark Knight echoes)  for the first two-thirds until love falls from the sky and demands the first kiss, making Amy Adams the only earthly choice and acting talent that can credibly pull this Lane off.   Cavill, a British thesp, does a fine job with the Super lead  as does Michael Shannon (probably pissed off that another Brit is playing an American icon) as Zod and the rest of the cast.  The effects and action are appropriately super-sized even though the battles start getting homogenized after the third go round.   Man of Steel gets an A-.

London Bridge: AAh!– a bridge that joins hearts too; Turbo sheet: keeping it in real D 3D; Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters– Tyson son of Poseidon sheet; Cute Little Buggers: look like tribble but feed like Piranhas; Iceberg Slim: Portrait of a Pimp– Keeping it Superfly; Black Rock: Stalking the Big Three– Kate Bosworth, Kate Asekton and Lake Bell

 

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